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un: gwenniefromtheblock (misfire event)

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FUN FACT: movie theater screens have tiny holes in them for the speakers behind them!

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i thought they were just on the sides

[ holy shit you blew his mind ]

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i think they have that too, for like a surround sound stereo effect.
but yep! perforated screens to let the sound pass through!

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not that i'm not grateful for the inner machinations of a movie theatre but

why are you telling me this

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i thought you would think it was cool. working at the movie theater and all.

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i teach math, though

[ oh hold on-- ]

I think you have the wrong number, Gwen. The network's been hiccupping.

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#@&%, not again.

sorry. who did i text instead?

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Yeah, this glitch sucks.

It's Quentin--the one with the bow and arrows from the dream thing.

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oh, dream archer guy! yeah, i remember you!

you teach math?

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dream archer guy makes me sound competent.

wait didn't you have a gun? and yeah, math teacher coldwater at your service

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aren't you? you have to be smart to teach math. i fucking suck at math.

yeah, a Beretta M12 submachine gun. [ Because you needed that level of detail, right? ]

sorry to bug you about movie theater screens. but hey...
The More You Know™!
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