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[endlessflask]

i could be talking about someone else’s piece

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Uh-huh. Sure.

Who?

[endlessflask]

thats confidential information

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that you misfired to me

soooooo

[endlessflask]

yeah misfires mean not on purpose
I've seen you age I dont know if I can commit to a beard like that again

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i looked cool and you know it

[endlessflask]

you’re so weird and hairy
i dont know if thats cool

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I'm harry? I'm not the one with a beard currently.

[endlessflask]

you dont like it?

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What? No. I love it.

[endlessflask]

oh
it sounded like you were judging me

tfw u notice a homophone error only now 4 comments in

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Never. You look really good with it--my point was more that your face is currently hairier than mine.

You ALWAYS look fantastic, just

by the way

[endlessflask]

I've seen the rest of your body
we both know you're hairy and I totally accept and love it
and thank you

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hairy in like a sexy way right?

i'm not shaving.

[endlessflask]

you know I think you're hot