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[volunteertomatoes]

woah hey

not who you're thinking of

also who is constantine and who are you threatening

[engender]

Why are these messages misfiring.

It doesn't matter.

[volunteertomatoes]

i mean

are you gonna kick the shit out of them

[engender]

He's faster than me. Probably not.

[volunteertomatoes]

is you being vaguely threatening a usual, normal thing, or?

[engender]

When I'm attacked, I don't thank the person attacking me.

[volunteertomatoes]

wait did you get bit by a vampire?

[engender]

Almost.

[volunteertomatoes]

Jesus. Who?

[engender]

It's fine. I'm not going to out him. You and your friends aren't in any danger.

[volunteertomatoes]

Good to know.

Be careful, I guess.