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oh my god

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there's so much to unpack

c:

[4thwaller]

and by SWIM UNDERWATER I mean under a SHITZILLION POUNDS OF PRESSURE without even breaking a sweat
also he could BREATHE
ugh
this is why no one wants to explore the sea and everyone wants to explore space
at that point I was expecting one of those old as fuck big as fuck sharks to swallow us both
an Amanda?
wait I'm thinking dancing red lobsters
(and we all now want those cheesy biscuits from Red Lobster, I know)

fuck what are they called?

wait what are you unpacking?

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cheddar bay biscuits

i'm unpacking literally everything you're saying i think this may either be a fever dream or you're texting the wrong person

are you watching the little mermaid???

[4thwaller]

cheddar bay who whats
oh
the things from Red Lobster?

huh?
don't do that
just throw all the luggage out

Nope
but that's a great idea